Timbaland Concert

It was a lazy Saturday. I was actually pondering the idea of skipping class but realized that it'll be a waste if I do.

I arrived in class on time and apparently, there are a lot of absences including JC, Isel and Danielle. Oh man! It was only Bam and I who were left. I got a text from JC and she said she needs to finish a lot of work so she's skipping class. I told this to Bam and Sir Bobby asked me what JC said en español! CRAP!! JC I shall kill you!!!!

I was stuttering while translating just one statement in Spanglish and it went

Me: JC said...tengo...tengo...
Sir Bob: Tiene..
Me: Tengo...
Sir Bob: TIENE!

Que horror!!! I was finally able to do it. Actually, I got lucky compared to Bam who was asked what she did ESTA SEMANA <*bulging eyes>. Bam frantically opened her notebook so that she can at least use some keywords but Sir Bob asked her to be spontaneous. I thought I heard her mind screaming OHHHH FFCCKKKK!!!!! But, Bam was able to do it <*clap clap clap>!!! The afternoon went on without further screw ups.

During break, Bam told me if I want to go to Timbaland Concert. The idea of spending 4thousand pesos over a concert of an artist I'm really not a fan of is not very welcoming. But Bam told me she has extra tickets coz her brothers ditched her. FREE TICKETS again!! Woot Wootttt!!!! I agreed without batting an eyelash!

She asked me if she wanted extra ticket coz she actually has three. I know that Danielle wanted to go to that concert coz she invited me a week ago so I called Danielle when Sir Bob was about to resume class. When she answered, I asked her 'Donde estas?' (Where are you?), in panic she answered 'Asi asi' (Just fine). ROFLZZZZZ!!!! I would've laughed out loud if I was not so excited to tell her about the free tickets. I think Danielle realized her mistake after our conversation.

Anyway, Danielle already has a ticket but Isel doesn't have one so the three of us - Bam, Isel and I will go to the concert together!!!

Around 6pm, Isel texted me saying they're already on their way to MOA. I got a cab around 6:30PM but there was so much traffic!! It seems half of Manila decided to go to MOA at the exact same time!! Fcking awesome...<*sigh> I arrived at IMAX theater around 7:20PM and went to Starbucks near IMAX Theater entrance inside the mall. I texted Danielle that I'm already at Starbucks but I can't see them. They said they're at the Starbucks outside of the mall in front of VIP entrance. I crossed the street using the overpass and went outside. I was already in front of the VIP entrace across the street but there's no Starbucks!! Dang! I was at the Manila Bay side and Isel told me where she's at doesn't seem to be the Manila Bay side. I crossed the street again using the overpass, which is a very tedious task if I may add, and asked the guard where Starbucks is. I know, it seems to be a stoooopid question since there's probably gazillion Starbucks in this huge mall that can almost be declared a city on its own. Trivia: there are 4 Starbucks in MOA. I was finally able to met Isel at Starbucks near Fitness First in an isolated building outside the Mall, Hoorahhhh!!!

It was very crowded and really creepy. The bouncers and security guys held up a guy who I think is drunk. GAhhhDD!!! This is freaky!! Not to mention there are a lot of suspicious-looking weirdos amongst the people waiting outside the entrance. Why the hell are these people hanging around here anyway???

We met Bam around 8:30pm and she gave us our tickets. THANKS BAM!! We went inside the Gold entrance, finally! Earth hour is from 8:30pm to 9:30pm. We were waiting...and waiting...and waiting....And waiting!! Oh my effing goodness!!! When the hell will this start? Earth hour is already over! What are we waiting for? Start already and stop bullshitting us with the boring spiels of the 4 hosts! The only interesting thing that one host (the only male host) managed to say that grabbed our attention is when he mistakenly said HAR instead of HOUR. The other 3 female hosts were having a ball over his stupid mistake. Har har har, funnnyyyyyy

Then, somebody spoke. He was at the turntable at the very left side of the stage. Bam thought it was already Timbaland but when the spotlight was directed to the guy, he was just some other DJ. Bam exclaimed, "Okaayy, it's just some random black guy". LOLZZZ!!! It's really amusing what a person will say when disappointed.

Finally Timbaland appear. It was a brilliant performance but I feel bad for him and his 'brother' Sebastian because of the lousy audience. Even when Jojo appeared, only those who are in the VIP section are loud. (Jojo is looking mighty HOT by the way). When the camera spans to the audience, I wanted to smack the blank faces of everyone. MY GOSH people!! Loosen up, this is a concert! They're not gonna give us exams after this to test if you're all paying extra attention to every details! Yes, I know that the weather is so hot that you can actually fry egg on top of anyone's head but come on, groove or at least scream your lungs out! Jeezz, prayer meeting rallies would've done a better job.

Timbaland: Manila do you love me??!!
Audience: <*crickets crickets> Yeahhh <*whisper>

GREAT. Go drown yourself in your sea of depression. What the hell is up with the audience?!

A while ago, Isel asked me if i'm a fan of Justin Timberlake. I said no but I like his songs. When Justin timberlake appeared. I screamed like no other. I think I was screaming at Isel's ear the whole time. I bet she's thinking '..and you're not a fan?'

<*fan transfer in progress>

When Justin sang Sexy Back, I swear I was jumping like a lunatic while screaming my heads off!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm bringin' sexy back!! Them motherfuckers don't know how to act!! YEAHHHHHHH!!!

<*fan transfer complete!>

Justin Timberlake, you just gained a new fan!

The concert ended around 12AM. Isel told us Justin is staying at Hotel Sofitel. Go ahead fangirls - sharpen your spears, bring out the ammunitions and raid that hotel. Let's meet at the lobby okay?

We went to the parking lot while ranting about the lack of reaction from the audience. We were really disappointed. I really hope the artists will still wanna come back to Manila.

We went to Whistlestop at Jupiter and hang out until 2AM. It was a fun experience. Thanks again Bam!!!!! (Added note: JC, sangra mi nariz? what the heck???!!!)