Crazy Office

Situation #1: I brought my lunch at the breakroom and was eating it. Then came Charles, and my peaceful meal was ruined....

Charles: What's that?!!!
Julie: Ahm, chicken tenders..
Charles: I swear that's not meat!! Does meat look like that?? You got to add more colors to your food Julie. All you're eating are brown foods!

Carlos came in, and made things worse.

Carlos: What's happening here? Oh Julie, you bring your own lunch?! Where did you get those?
Charles: She goes to this little brown grocery store and gets little brown food!

Situation #2: It was lunchtime and I saw Charles coming in so I asked him where he's been.

Charles: I always go swimming during lunchtime..
(I looked at his big stomach...)
Julie: So, you're just floating? *smirk
Charles: I'll get back to you with that brown food of yours.

Situation #3: I wanted to drink some hot coffee but the one in the coffeemaker is already cold.

Carlos: Why don't you make a new one?
Julie: Because this is still full. I don't want to waste it.
Carlos: Dump it! You're in America! That's what we do, we're wasting so much!
Julie: No, I don't want to dump it. I'll just heat it.
(Carlos grabbed the coffeemaker and shoved it to my hands)
Carlos: Dump it! Dump it!!!
Julie: Alright, I will!
(Carlos happily called Izzet)
Carlos: Izzet Izzetttt!!! Do you have a camera?? Take a picture of Julie dumping coffee! She's Americanized now!

Situation #4: Carlos was telling the story of Norman cooking the burger patties using the microwave and they have this weird reaction about it.

Julie: Why? What's wrong with cooking burger patties in the microwave? I'm doing it.
(Everyboody looks at me with the same weird reaction.)
Izzet: Ask Charles.
Julie: Charles, why can't i microwave burger patties?
Charles: 'Coz it'll suck!!!! It will taste like rubber! You grill burger patties, not microwave them.
Julie: Yes you can! It will taste the same.
Charles: You gotta understand that microwave is not used for cooking, it's a heating device!

Situation #5: Charles went to our office and he was really frustrated about work issues. He looks lost and helpless so...

Julie: You guys have a lot of problems, dontcha? *smirk
Charles: You're lucky coz the window's not open or else I'll throw you right out of it.