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Saturday, July 31, 2010

Skydiving??!! AM I INSANE????!!!

HOLY SHIT!!!!!! I AM SO FREAKING OUT HERE!! WHAT HAVE I DONEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!


<*breathe in, breathe out> Okay, I'm calm...I'm calm... Here's the story. During my first week here in Georgia, Jimboy and I agreed to do skydiving. That was sometime in July before my birthday. I figured, why not? Afterall, it's one of my bucket list. Besides, I'll be turning 27 so I might as well do something life-threatening, right?


Originally, we plan to do it during my birthday but since I'm still not emotionally prepared, I asked Jimboy if we could do it on the first week of August. He agreed. Today is July 31 and we are going to skydive NEXT WEEK!! HOLY CRAPPPPP!!!!!!!!


So anyway...I searched the net for a skydiving center here in Georgia and found one that looks like they've never have any casualties/deaths before so I decided to call them. I asked the girl a lot of stupid questions but I don't give a damn! Fck, I am scared shitless by just imagining myself jumping out of a plane! I even asked her if girls are required to wear tampons to which she laughed. I regretted asking her that. I inquired about the rates for Tandem Jumping and here's the details that I got:


Tandem Skydiving
weekends - $195 (without tax)
weekdays - $159 (without tax)
videos and photos - $90

Clothes to wear: denim/blue jeans, shirt and tennis shoes or rubber shoes


I called Jimboy and informed him and we decided to go for it. I made an appointment for August 6 (Friday) 12 noon. The total is $261.45 (Tandem Skydiving + Videos/Photos + Tax).


Now....I'm going C-R-A-Z-Y!!! GAHHHDD!!!! I can imagine myself lying unconscious in my own puddle of blood! Heaven help me!! What if I suddenly detached from my skydiving partner? What if the parachute won't open???!! FCKKKKKK!!!!!!! <*faints and dies>

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