My Crazy Brothers
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One Saturday morning, my brothers and I together with my mother decided to eat at Jollibee. My mother has a weird habit of taking the plastic spoons and forks home.
Mom: Akina yang spoons nyo.
Audrey facing me and Sammy: Bilis itapon nyo na ang styrofoam baka iuwi pa ni Nanay yan.
Mom: Aba hindi yata, yung spoons and forks lang iuuwi ko.
Audrey: Kaya nga tinawag na disposable e dahil dapat itapon pagkatapos gamitin!
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We were strolling at the department store of Mall of Asia when my mother suddenly stopped at the men's underwear section and started picking underwears for my youngest brother, Sammy. When I saw her picking the RED briefs, I knew things are gonna turn out bad so I immediately called my 2 brothers. Upon seeing the red briefs, Audrey laughed.
Ako: Sammy, naku, para sayo yan!
Sammy talking to Mom: Napakakulay naman nyan.
Audrey talking to Mom: Nanay di ko maintindihan sa inyo kung bakit tuwing maggagala na lang tayo, bili kayo lagi ng bili ng briefs namin! Pwede namang damit!
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My mother knew that Sammy can only eat 3 hotdogs for breakfast so she prepared 4 hotdogs - 3 for Sammy and 1 for her. Sammy ate all 4 hotdogs.
Mom: Amec bakit apat ang kinain mong hotdog? Di ba tatlo lang kinakain mo palagi?
Sammy: E kawawa naman yung isa, malulungkot siya.
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Audrey talking to me: Ate alam mo yang si Nanay lagi na lang sinasama yung ulam na natira nung isang araw.
Mom: Sayang naman e!
Sammy talking to me: Oo nga. Katulad nung dati sinama sa mga bagong lutong hotdog yung hotdog na natira nung isang araw pa..Akala yata di ko mahahalata, e tuyong-tuyo na yung hotdog.
Audrey talking to Mom: Akala yata e maloloko kami, matalino yata toh!
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Ako: Amec bili ka ngang pizza sa Michelle's, gusto kong mag-merienda.
Sammy: Ate wag na yun! Tinapay lang yun na nilagayan ng catsup at hotdog, tawagin natin itong pizza!
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posted by slacker @ 5:27 AM
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