Tambay Conversations with the Guys

Here are some excerpts of the conversations that happened in front of the office building during slow days when we just want to fast-forward the time so we can go home.


(Disclaimer: Please bear in mind that these are for pure fun and always ended with us laughing our ass off)


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One of my friends asked O about something that Caloy told him, and it turned out it was wrong.

O: E tanga pala si Caloy e! Teka tawagan ko lang ha...Hello caloy, antanga mo pala e!


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I noticed that O had a new haircut.


Me: Uy bagong gupit ah!

O: Sobrang iksi nga e.

Me: Ok naman ang length e.

O: Well buti na lang gwapo ako bagay kahit na anong gupit

D other friend: Oo nga nasa nagdadala lang yan

O: Mabait talaga ang Diyos. Sa totoo lang bobo ako e, pero buti na lang gwapo ako. Pano na kung mataas IQ ko? E di unfair naman sa inyo.

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May limousine na dumaan:

O: Ang hirap sigurong i-parallel parking nyan pare. Kung ako yan, mga isandaang ulit sigurong pakabig-kabig.

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PANA conversation (hint: country)

O: Sabi ko nga kay Tin, "Naku Tin, ginto ka dun. Baka pagbaba mo ng plane, luhuran ka agad dun."

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M batchmate: Nung mga first week, di ba aircon sa office, mahilo-hilo nga ako e.

Me: Naku e di malamang gusto mo buksan ang bintana nun. Nasa 17th floor ka e noh, 'can we open the window?'

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O: Gantihan lang yan e. Kung di sila naligo ng Monday, sa Friday ka na lang din maligo.

M batchmate: Sa elevator nga may dala akong....

Me: Listahan? Nililista mo kung sino mga di naligo nung araw na yun?

M batchmate: Hindeee!!! Lotion, para inaamoy ko nalang kamay ko

Me: Ah, akala ko listahan e..did you take a bath today? no..mmm lista ka.

Christmas Eve 2010 - Julie's Concoction

I haven't seen a helmet as useless as this. The inner lining is styrofoam (yes, you read it right) and the snap is a paper clamp. We managed to go to the city with me wearing this. Thankfully, nobody wanted to smash my skull because this piece of sh!t will not be able to withstand the tiniest impact.






And of course, we went to Jollibee.






Here's my cousin Karen and her daughter Pia. A lot of people say Karen looks a lot like me and have mistaken her as my sister.





Behold, my brother's recipe! Squidball with Suicidal Sauce!! Why suicidal sauce, you asked? I was wondering the same thing. He said because when you taste the sauce, you will want to commit suicide because of its awesomeness. My brother, ladies and gentleman.

Karen's sister, Shirley is cooking fish and failing miserably. It already looks like coal.

Ta-daaaa!!! Julie's Spaghetti Concoction. Top Chefs will shed tears upon tasting my cooking. This is not a spaghetti sauce, this is a MASTERPIECE!

If you're wondering what that thing is where the pot is sitting, it's a tin can with cement where you put coal and light a fire to cook. Only in the Philippines?

And here's a Barbeque Grill - Pinoy Style.

By the way, I'm officially abandoning my diet until the end of the Holidays! Let's have a cholesterol-filled Christmas!!